TL;DR
We don't collect your data. We don't store your data. We're not even sure you exist.
Here's our very serious legal document.
Privacy Policy
Your data is yours.
All of it. Every single byte. We don't store it, we don't touch it, we don't even look at it. Your SMS messages live on your phone and only your phone. We have zero servers secretly hoarding your bank notifications in a dark basement somewhere.
We don't have a database of users.
Seriously. We couldn't stalk you even if we wanted to (we don't). There's no sign-up, no account, no email collection, no “we'd love to send you newsletters” nonsense. You download the app, it reads your SMS locally, and that's the entire relationship.
We don't track you.
No analytics on your spending habits. No “anonymous usage data” that's somehow always traceable. No fingerprinting. We literally cannot tell if you're using the app right now or if you uninstalled it three weeks ago. Both are equally mysterious to us.
We don't sell data.
You can't sell what you don't have. Our business model is not “harvest user data and sell it to the highest bidder.” Our business model is... well, we're still figuring that out, but it's definitely not that.
Terms of Service
Term 1:
Your money is your money. We just help you count it. If the numbers look off, there might be a new SMS format we haven't added yet or a bug on our end. Let us know and we'll fix it.
Term 2:
We are not a bank, a financial advisor, or your mom. Don't make financial decisions based solely on what our app says. We're just reading your texts, not predicting the stock market.
Term 3:
If you find a bug, tell us. If you find a feature you love, also tell us. We thrive on both validation and constructive criticism.
Term 4:
We reserve the right to make the app even better without asking your permission first. Revolutionary, we know.
Still worried?
The app works 100% offline. Turn off your WiFi. Enable airplane mode. Wrap your phone in aluminum foil. The app will still work because it doesn't need the internet to read messages that are already on your device.
We are open source. Go read the code yourself. If you find us secretly uploading your data anywhere, we'll personally buy you dinner. And we'll let you pick the restaurant.
One tiny asterisk
Things might change down the road. But if they do, it will be entirely opt-in. We'll ask nicely, explain what and why, and you'll say yes or no. No sneaky toggles, no pre-checked boxes, no “by continuing to breathe you agree to our new terms.”
If we ever need anything from you, you'll know about it before we do.
Last updated: we don't even remember. It doesn't matter. The policy is the same as it's always been: we don't store your data. Period.